I'm sure Ted Sandyman does it deliberately!
All he had to do with the woodpile roof was to give it two diagonal supports.
What does he do? Two damn great poles almost perfectly designed
to trip up dwarves visiting after dark!
Hi second job was to lay turf over the little hummock at the rear of the hole.
He even messed that up!
(Despite using my static grass applicator, the grass failed to stand up. Obviously using a poor conducting glue - a £4.00 bottle from The Works)
He did a much better job on the gate, however, giving it two more struts,
lifting it clear of the path and even giving it another coat of paint.
He says he'll be back this afternoon with a rope tether but,
as The Green Dragon is now open, I doubt it.
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